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- Testing,
testing
- We're
back...
- SUNNYSIDE day
(9-30-99)--The Yakima Valley News has
been on a "sabbatical" for a short season, taking
time out to stock ammunition and reload.
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- We've obtained some C-4 plastic for our new
office just in case. Can't tell when you might need
a get-it-done explosive.
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- And we gave our cat, Calicoco, a start when
we fired a few .44 rounds through the ceiling the
other day. Maybe now she's learned to come when we
whistle.
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- If it isn't one thing, it's another--now the
roof leaks. One of the rounds brought down a great
blue heron and feds are swarming all over the
place.
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- We give thanks to the few folks who had the
clout to queer the Monson feedlot deal while we
were gone. Because the people here can't live
without their daily 6.5-billion cow farts--greater
than the entire atmosphere of Mars.
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- It stinks so bad it hurts our feelings.
If there were no Monson's, however, Sunnyside
might become a ghost town. Manure molecules whiz
around in the noses of local residents, forcing
them to live here forever, because most are too
dizzy to find their way out.
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- See you around town.
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- --Oaky Doaky (LA)
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